crazycloneslove:

alisonmotherfuckinghendrix:

when i find myself in times of trouble

sarah manning comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

get your shit together ya silly tit

And in my hour of darkness

Alison’s standing right in front of me

Threatening me with a glue gun

"this is bullshit"

I am the ugly friend lol

I am the ugly friend lol

selfloathingx:

Ok so when asked on a date and I say “I’m sorry, I’m not into it” or “your offer is sweet, but no thank you”

it doesn’t mean convince me to go on a date with you, or hangout with you, or ask me why.

I just don’t want to.

That’s literally it.

bundys-babe:

Walkin into school with your crew like

i-should-be-writing:

erictrautmann:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

Yes. YES. 

Enough already, dudebros. Give it a fucking rest. We get it: you think vaginas are scary. PLEASE MOVE ALONG INTO THE DUSTBIN OF EMBARRASSING HISTORY WHERE YOU BELONG.

"All women have been menaced by men."

iron-pigs:

Judge - Bringin’ It Down

 

 

I’m bringin’ it down

This hammer I’ve got

This ignorance has got to be stopped.

wow just look at this gorgeous lil thang

wow just look at this gorgeous lil thang

HOW HAPPY IS HE

HOW HAPPY IS HE

yungbratty:

I’ll never find someone who has my exact taste in music but you come SO close…

let’s date pls